Monday, June 30, 2008

Bushey Point


Friday, June 27, 2008

Man Boobs ...


Thursday, June 26, 2008

Pussy Chases Cock ...


Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Caught Doing The Nasty ...


Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Bad Joke Tuesday ...

A man goes into a pharmacy and asks to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.

She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.
The man said "This is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3000 a month in living expenses."
Sue and Sally run into each other at their 30th class reunion, and neither had seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date.

The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives.

Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?"

Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."

Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that."

"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."

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Monday, June 23, 2008

Big Dicks ...


Friday, June 20, 2008

The Middle East Situation ...


Thursday, June 19, 2008

Funny Sign ...


Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Consulting ...


Tuesday, June 17, 2008

There's A Moral To This Story ...


Monday, June 16, 2008

Random Image Monday ...


Thursday, June 12, 2008

Lucky You ...


Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Lusty Linda Pen Holder ...


Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Funny Joke Tuesday ...

An alien and a human couple agree to swap partners. The human wife and the alien husband went off together and ended up at a hotel. The alien male drops his pants, exposing his 2 inch penis. "I don't think that this will work out, you're cock is just too small," says the woman. "Well," the alien says, "Watch this." He proceeds to smack himself in the forehead and his cock grows to 12 inches. "Wow, that's great," she tells him, "but it's still only a half an inch thick." So the alien starts tugging on his ears and with each tug his member grows wider and wider until the woman just can't stand it any more and they have a wild night of sex. Afterwards she said to her husband "That was the best sex that I've ever had. It was amazing!" "What about you ?" "It was weird", he answered. "All night long she kept hitting me on the head and tugging on my ears!"
A guy hooks up with a 46 year old woman at a club.
The had a few drinks and talked awhile. She eventually leans over and asked him if He had ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" He asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

He told her that he hadn't but He would really love to.

They drank a bit more, then she told him that tonight was his lucky night.

They both went back to her place. She opened the door, flipped on the hall light and then shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"

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Monday, June 09, 2008

I Can't Believe It's Not Vagina ...


Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Free Pussy Tuesday ...


Monday, June 02, 2008

A Dick Joke ...

Larry came home late one night and his wife asked him, “Where in the hell have you been?” After a moment, Larry replied, “I was out getting a tattoo.”

“A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”
“I got a hundred Dollar Bill put on my dick,” he said proudly.
“What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head in disdain. “Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar Bill tattooed on his penis?”

“Well, for one…I like to watch my money grow. Two…once in a while I like to play with my money. Three…I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly…instead of you going out wasting money on shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow 100 Bucks anytime you want.”

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