Frog Sex ...

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How to Push a Ford ...

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Oh My ... ...

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Plumber With a Sense of Humor ...

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Tough Market ...

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Parking Money ...

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Cheating Spouse Joke Monday ...

A young couple gets married and on the wedding night the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. She thinks the request is a bit strange but agrees.
On the day of their 30th anniversary, she notices that her husbands drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.
She asks her husband for an explanation. He explains “every time that I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer.”
She figures 3 times in 30 years wasn’t that bad and asks “but what about the $1,000?” He replied, “when ever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them”
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A Doctor & his wife are having a fight about their sex life at the breakfast table.
The Doctor gets up in a rage and says, “ In my opinion, you are terrible in bed ” and storms off to the office.
Later that afternoon, the Doctor realizing how nasty he had been , decides to make amends and rings her up. He calls several times without any answer. Finally on the 5th or 6th attempt she answers. Slightly irritated, he asks, “what took you so long to answer the phone?”
She says, “I was in bed.”
“In bed this early? are you feel ok?”
Yes, she replied calmly, “I was just getting a second opinion!”
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The man was angry when he found out that his wife had been cheating on him.
He shouted at her, “I will play second fiddle to no one!”
She giggled and replied, “Second fiddle... You're lucky you are still playing in the band!”
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I Got Dicked At Starbucks ...

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I Want My iBrator ...

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Funny Urinals ...

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Funny IKEA Ad ...

It's Not Funny For Him... - Tits -n- Toast
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Funny Advertising 2 ...

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Funny Advertising ...

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Pole-a-Palooza ...

Bob works hard at the office and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know that you drink Budweiser."

"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."

A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Bob. "Hi Bob," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"

Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Bob!"

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Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, 'My son is a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Father'. The second one chirps 'My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, everyone says 'your Grace'.' The third Catholic lady says smugly, 'My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Your Eminence'.' The fourth Catholic lady sips her coffee in silence. The first three ladies all ask, 'Well...?' She replies, 'My son is a 6' 2' hard-bodied stripper, and hung like a rhino. When he walks into a room, everyone says, 'Oh, my God...'
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A Dirty Car ...

What can I say ... this car is just fucking dirty.

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An Assortment Of Pricks ...

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