Sunday, July 26, 2009

Pillow Fights ...


Saturday, July 25, 2009

Fail ...


Friday, July 24, 2009

WTF Friday #7 ...


Thursday, July 23, 2009

Legoland S & M ...


Wednesday, July 22, 2009

What She's Really Thinking ...


Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Bad Joke Tuesday #43 ...

There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a blow job." "Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 cents!" "Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"
A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. "I know you've been with a lot of woman before. How many were there?" The husband replied, "Look, I don't want to upset you, there were many. Let's just leave it alone." The wife continued to beg and plead. Finally, the husband gave in. "Let's see." he said "There was one, two, three, four, five, six, you, eight, nine..."

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Monday, July 20, 2009

Llama Sutra ...


Sunday, July 19, 2009

Squirrels ...


Saturday, July 18, 2009

Remember ...


Friday, July 17, 2009

WTF Friday #6 ..


Thursday, July 16, 2009

Sex Sale ...


Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Boob Song ...


Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Bad Joke Tuesday #42 ...

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

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Monday, July 13, 2009

Oh Harry ...


Sunday, July 12, 2009

Medication ...


Saturday, July 11, 2009

Big Brothers Watching & He's Horny ...


Friday, July 10, 2009

WTF Friday #5


Thursday, July 09, 2009

Be Honest Now ...


Wednesday, July 08, 2009

MasterCard Commercial


Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Bad Joke Tuesday #41 ...

25 Harsh Things To Say To A Guy.

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.

3. Why don’t we just cuddle?

4. Where's the rest of it.

5. You know they have surgery to fix that.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

7. Wow, and your feet are so big.

8. It’s okay, we’ll work around it.

9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

10. Oh no… I just got a flash headache.

11. (Giggling and pointing)

12. Can I be honest with you?

13. How sweet, you brought incense.

14. This explains your car.

15. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.

16. Does it come with an air pump?

17. At least this won’t take long.

18. I never saw one like that before.

19. But it still works, right?

20. It’s a good thing you're rich.

21. I guess this makes me the early bird.

22. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?

23. Are you cold?

24. If you get me real drunk first.

25. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.

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Monday, July 06, 2009

Bot Sex ...


Sunday, July 05, 2009

The Joy Of Sluts ...


Saturday, July 04, 2009

Happy 4th ...


Friday, July 03, 2009

WTF Friday #4 ...


Thursday, July 02, 2009

BK Special ...


Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Threesomes ...