Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Bad Joke Tuesday #41 ...

25 Harsh Things To Say To A Guy.

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.

3. Why don’t we just cuddle?

4. Where's the rest of it.

5. You know they have surgery to fix that.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

7. Wow, and your feet are so big.

8. It’s okay, we’ll work around it.

9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

10. Oh no… I just got a flash headache.

11. (Giggling and pointing)

12. Can I be honest with you?

13. How sweet, you brought incense.

14. This explains your car.

15. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.

16. Does it come with an air pump?

17. At least this won’t take long.

18. I never saw one like that before.

19. But it still works, right?

20. It’s a good thing you're rich.

21. I guess this makes me the early bird.

22. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?

23. Are you cold?

24. If you get me real drunk first.

25. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.

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1 Comments:

Blogger Flyinfox_SATX said...

ROTFLMAO! Yeah, I guess that would be pretty effective birth control.

9:18 AM  

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