Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Bad Joke Tuesday #40 ...

Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl.

At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men.

"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.

They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please.! "

The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.

The conductor takes it and moves on.

The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment,that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed man.

"Watch and learn," answer the women

When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.

The woman knocks on their door and says,"Ticket, please."

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Monday, June 29, 2009

Funny Bunnies...


Sunday, June 28, 2009

Myspace ...


Saturday, June 27, 2009

B&B Liquors ...


Friday, June 26, 2009

WTF Friday #2 ..


Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Bad Joke Tuesday #39 ...

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition.
"I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said.
The man replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!"

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Monday, June 22, 2009

Squeal Like a Pig ...


Sunday, June 21, 2009



Saturday, June 20, 2009



Friday, June 19, 2009

WTF Friday...


Thursday, June 18, 2009

Got Milk?... & Cookies


Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Bad Joke Tuesday #38 ...

The boob job

There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants.
He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients.
Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies.''
She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed. One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine.
So standing on the bus, while rubbing her boobs she says ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies''.
The man standing next to her says, ''You go to Dr. Smith?''
''Yes,'' she said, ''how did you know?''
He replies ''Hickory dickory dock!''

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Monday, June 15, 2009

Comic Cock ...


Sunday, June 14, 2009

Sage Advice


Saturday, June 13, 2009

WTF Saturday ....


Friday, June 12, 2009

Making Shadow Animals ...


Thursday, June 11, 2009

Good Old Williamsburg ....


Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Morning After ...


Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Bad Joke Tuesday #37 ...

I'm Sorry Mr. Mccarthy

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of one Pete Mccarthy, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Pete had the longest private part he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Mccarthy," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.

"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.

"Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Pete is dead!"

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Monday, June 08, 2009

Organic Milk ...


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Sunday, June 07, 2009

Stereotypes ...


Saturday, June 06, 2009

Warning ....


Friday, June 05, 2009

Sounds Like Fun ...


Thursday, June 04, 2009

Horse Dick ....


Wednesday, June 03, 2009

The Bar ...


Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Bad Joke Tuesday #36 ...


A woman got married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 4 more children. At last, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him, for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply." In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're finally together." Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked, "Is he referring to her first, second or third husband?" The neighbor replied, "I think he's referring to her legs."


Monday, June 01, 2009

Viagra ...