Friday, July 11, 2008

WTF Friday ...


Thursday, July 10, 2008

Always Keep Your Composure ...


Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Multitasking ...


Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Bad Joke Tuesday #3 ...

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom and then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, theres no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe its a good thing.

The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. Whats so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?

So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes."

Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy.

About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.
"Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist.
The clerk replies "Your house."

Q: What do you call a 6.9?

A: A great sex position fucked up by a period!

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Monday, July 07, 2008

Now That's Just McNasty ...


Friday, July 04, 2008

Happy 4th Of July ...

And remember to play safe with those Fireworks!

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Thursday, July 03, 2008

Kazoo In The Hoo-ha ...


Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Funny Picture Wednesday ...


Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Bad Joke Tuesday #2 ...

A woman, who wanted far more sex than her husband was willing to supply, pondered her problem and decided to visit an old gypsy who lived on the edge of town.

She goes there and tells the gypsy her problem.
The gypsy rummages around in an old chest and pulls out an old pickle jar with a 12 inch penis in it. She tells the lady "All you have to do is open the jar and say ' pickled penis my vigina' and it will start fucking you until you just can't take any more. "

The lady returns home, strips off her clothes and jumps on her bed. She opens the jar and says " pickled penis my vagina. " The penis comes to life and fly's out of the jar and straight into her waiting vagina. She immediately starts screaming with pleasure.

Her husband, arriving home early, walks into the room and shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" The woman tells him " It's a pickled penis. "
Her husband, looking really annoyed, replied " PICKLED PENIS MY ASS! "
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."

The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"

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