Bad Joke Tuesday #2 ...

A woman, who wanted far more sex than her husband was willing to supply, pondered her problem and decided to visit an old gypsy who lived on the edge of town.

She goes there and tells the gypsy her problem.
The gypsy rummages around in an old chest and pulls out an old pickle jar with a 12 inch penis in it. She tells the lady "All you have to do is open the jar and say ' pickled penis my vigina' and it will start fucking you until you just can't take any more. "

The lady returns home, strips off her clothes and jumps on her bed. She opens the jar and says " pickled penis my vagina. " The penis comes to life and fly's out of the jar and straight into her waiting vagina. She immediately starts screaming with pleasure.

Her husband, arriving home early, walks into the room and shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" The woman tells him " It's a pickled penis. "
Her husband, looking really annoyed, replied " PICKLED PENIS MY ASS! "
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A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."

The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"
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