Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Bad Joke Tuesday ...

A man goes into a pharmacy and asks to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.

She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.
The man said "This is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3000 a month in living expenses."
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Sue and Sally run into each other at their 30th class reunion, and neither had seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date.

The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives.

Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?"

Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."

Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that."

"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."

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2 Comments:

Blogger Mike said...

LMAO those were good.

12:49 PM  
Blogger Flyinfox_SATX said...

ROTFLMAO! Good ones!

Flyinfox_SATX

12:50 PM  

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