Cheating Spouse Joke Monday ...

A young couple gets married and on the wedding night the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. She thinks the request is a bit strange but agrees.
On the day of their 30th anniversary, she notices that her husbands drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.
She asks her husband for an explanation. He explains “every time that I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer.”
She figures 3 times in 30 years wasn’t that bad and asks “but what about the $1,000?” He replied, “when ever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them”
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A Doctor & his wife are having a fight about their sex life at the breakfast table.
The Doctor gets up in a rage and says, “ In my opinion, you are terrible in bed ” and storms off to the office.
Later that afternoon, the Doctor realizing how nasty he had been , decides to make amends and rings her up. He calls several times without any answer. Finally on the 5th or 6th attempt she answers. Slightly irritated, he asks, “what took you so long to answer the phone?”
She says, “I was in bed.”
“In bed this early? are you feel ok?”
Yes, she replied calmly, “I was just getting a second opinion!”
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The man was angry when he found out that his wife had been cheating on him.
He shouted at her, “I will play second fiddle to no one!”
She giggled and replied, “Second fiddle... You're lucky you are still playing in the band!”
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