Monday, June 02, 2008

A Dick Joke ...

Larry came home late one night and his wife asked him, “Where in the hell have you been?” After a moment, Larry replied, “I was out getting a tattoo.”

“A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”
“I got a hundred Dollar Bill put on my dick,” he said proudly.
“What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head in disdain. “Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar Bill tattooed on his penis?”

“Well, for one…I like to watch my money grow. Two…once in a while I like to play with my money. Three…I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly…instead of you going out wasting money on shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow 100 Bucks anytime you want.”


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