Merry Christmas ...

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Fun With Xmas Cookies ...

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The Office Party ...

John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

He made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in pissing off the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him!" said John.

"I did !!! You can go back to work on Monday."
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Thursday's Yuletide Offering

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SANTA'S PICK UP LINES

* I know when you've been bad or good ... so let's skip the small talk, my dear!
* Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
* Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
* Some of my best toys run on batteries...
* I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
* Screw the "nice" list ... I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
* Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
* That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you!
* Let me slide down your chimney and I'll give you a big present.
* How about leaving your cookie out with that milk this year?
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Baaaaaaad ...

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That's Just Wrong ... But Funny!

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Oh Christmas Tree ...

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Ho Ho Ho ... Bitches

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Winter Wonderland ...

Fun in the snow...




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