Banned Super Bowl Ad ...

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Buzz & Woody ...

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Any Offers? ...

This made me laugh...


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A Friendly Happy Ending ...

Who Wouldn't Want A Happy Ending... Especially A Free One!



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iDeas From Apple ...

Coming to an Apple Store near you... yeah right!



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The missing Cock ...

The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in
the hen house behind the church, but one Saturday night the cock was
missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village, so he
started to question his parishioners in the church the next morning.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has! anybody got a cock?" All
the men stood up.

"No, no", he said, "that wasn't what I meant! Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant! Has anybody seen a cock
that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up.

"No, no", he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"

All the nuns, three alter boys, two priests, and a goat stood up.
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Furniture Porn ...

Hot outdoor two & three way action ... Oh My!



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Got Balls? ...

Testicles... They're What's For Dinner... Yum!


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The Teacher ...

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

One, you have a dirty mind, two, you didn't read your homework assignment, and three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
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Random Shit Friday ...

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Random Stuff Monday ...

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One ha... ha...

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Funny Restroom Art ...

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Virtual Breasts...

Once again, here is more proof that some
among us have way too much time on
their hands...



(o)(o) Perfect Breasts ... ( + )( + ) Fake Silicone Breasts

(*)(*) High Nipple Breasts ... (@)(@) Big Nipple Breasts

(.)(.) Tiny Nipple Breasts ... ( o Y o ) Poses for Playboy Breasts

{ O }{ O } "D" Cups ... (oYo) Wonder Bra Breasts

( ^)( ^) Cold Breasts ... (o)(O) Lopsided Breasts

(Q)(Q) Pierced Breasts ... \o/\o/ Grandma's Breasts

( - )( - ) Shower Door Breasts ... o o "A" Cups

( /\ )( /\ ) Madonna's Breasts ... (8)(o) Extra Nipple Breasts
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Super Bowl XLII ...

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