Tuesday, February 19, 2008

The missing Cock ...

The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in
the hen house behind the church, but one Saturday night the cock was
missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village, so he
started to question his parishioners in the church the next morning.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has! anybody got a cock?" All
the men stood up.

"No, no", he said, "that wasn't what I meant! Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant! Has anybody seen a cock
that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up.

"No, no", he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"

All the nuns, three alter boys, two priests, and a goat stood up.

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1 Comments:

Blogger Richard said...

A very cute joke.

6:24 AM  

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