Happy Halloween !

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Twas The Day Before Halloween ...

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iPod Porn, Dogs & Art

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Friday's Stuff

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From My Inbox #2

Joke #1
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in the nude. She took him by the hand, led him through the door, and up the stairs to the bedroom where she fucked his brains out.
When they were done, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast. When he was done eating, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "This is great," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

Joke #2
Two friends were drinking and discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

Joke #3
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
The pharmacist replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?

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Who Wants A Blow Job ?

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Cucumber Sex ...

And remember, no matter how you slice it, you can have your cuke and eat it too!

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Funny Varginas

The title pretty much says it all ..........










































































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Fridays Fare ...

Yes... yes it is.
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From My Inbox #1

Relayed from this weeks e-mail + .....




















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Happy Hump Day

Today's offering is a quick but funny panty shot and a couple of jokes to go with it. I hope that you enjoy them..... K. B.

Joke #1

One day a woman named Barbara from Beverly Hills had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. During emergency surgery she had a near-death experience. She saw god and asked, " Is this it?" God said, "No, you have another thirty years to live." Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, liposuction, breast augmentation and a face lift. She figured that since she had another thirty years left, she might as well make the most of it.
After her final operation, she walked out of the hospital and was promptly killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, " I thought you said that I had another thirty years left?" God replied, " Barbara?..My bad... I just didn't recognize you! "

Joke #2

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later, he received this report.......

Most honorable Sir.
You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree, look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see........ No Fee.

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Caught With Her Tits Hanging Out

This has been around for awhile, but I still get a giggle out of it.




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When Life Just Blows .....

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About " The Naughty Bits "

I thought that I would take a minute before proceeding, to give a brief description of just what this blog is about. The Naughty Bits is the place for me to share all of the funny, strange and sexy stuff that I receive via e-mail or that I find online.
I have proudly stolen the name from my best friend, who used it for her weekly e-mail which was similar to what I'm doing here.....
For anyone who thought that this was the XXX version of my other blog " Tits-n-Toast " , I'm sorry to say that it's not. That said however, I do reserve the right to share a few Naughty Bits of my own with you , when the mood hits....

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