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Bad Joke Tuesday #35 ...

Sex Quotes Part 2

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesomethings that money can buy."
- Steve Martin

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
- Drew Carey

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go its pretty damned good."
- Woody Allen

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
- Unknown

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good and when it is bad, it is better than nothing."
- Dick Brandon

"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it"
- Richard Feynman

"All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is about doing it, and country and western is about feeling guilty after you've done it."
- Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr.

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
- Woody Allen

"Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is a matter of physics."
- Unknown

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."
- Michael Sinz

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
- Woody Allen

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
- George Burns
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Bad Joke Tuesday #34 ...

Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned." "What have you done Tommy O'Connor?" "I had sex with a girl." "Who was it, Tommy?" "I cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin.""Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?" "No father, please forgive me for my sin but I cannot tell you who it was." "Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?" "No father, please forgive me for my sin." "Well then it has to be, Sarah Martha O'Keefe." "No father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who it was." "Okay, Tommy go say 5 Hail Mary's
and 4 Our Fathers and you will be abolished of your sin."
So Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend Joseph was waiting. "What did ya get?" asked Joseph. "Well I got 5 hail Mary's, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads."
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Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
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Bad Joke Tuesday #33 ...

Three Weddings

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home.

Later that night, their mother couldn't sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea.

On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter's bedroom and heard her screaming.

The mother thought to herself, "That's normal, especially on her wedding night."

She snuck by her second oldest daughter's room and heard her laughing.

"That's normal too," she said, smiling to herself.

Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter's room where she didn't hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it.

The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her eldest daughter about last night's noises. "Well Mom," she replied, "you always said if it hurt I should scream."

"You're absolutely right sweetheart," the mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter. "Now why were you laughing?" she asked.

"You always said if it tickled, I could laugh," she answered.

"True enough, honey." The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days. "Now it's your turn, baby," she said turning to her youngest daughter. "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"

"Mom, don't you remember? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full."
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Bad Joke Tuesday #32 ...

Top ten U.S. weird sex laws:

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
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