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Sarcastic Female Remarks
1) A hard on doesn't count as personal growth
2) Well, this date was a total waste of make-up .
3)See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
4) Are these your eyeballs, I found them in my cleavage.
5) I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable.
6) I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
7) Not all men are annoying, some are dead.
8) Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
9) It's not the size that counts... no wait, it is the size!
10) Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
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2) Well, this date was a total waste of make-up .
3)See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
4) Are these your eyeballs, I found them in my cleavage.
5) I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable.
6) I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
7) Not all men are annoying, some are dead.
8) Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
9) It's not the size that counts... no wait, it is the size!
10) Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
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