Bad Joke Tuesday #4 ...

A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked: "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."

A couple of blonde women in a pickup truck drove into a
lumberyard. One of the blonde ladies walked into the office and
said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The woman said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. She returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

She paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After a while, she returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
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