Bad Joke Tuesday #16 ...

A young man drops his girlfriend off at home after a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, "How about a blowjob?"

"What! Are you crazy!"

"Don't worry, it will be quick, " he ensures her.

"No!, Someone might see us..."

"It's just a fast blowjob, " he insists, "and I know you like doing it."

"No!, I said no!"

"Baby... don't be like that."

"Come on baby pleeeeaassseee"

"I'm not going to give you a blow job"

"Why Not baby, it wont take any time at all?"

Suddenly, the girl's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and smirks, "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or he'll come downstairs and blow the guy himself... but for God's sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."
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A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Gimme a triple!"

So the bartender pours him up a triple and slides it down the bar. The man slams it back.

"Bartender, gimme another!" He bellows, the bartender pours it up, and slides it down the bar. The man slams it back again.

"Bartender, one more!" So the bartender pours it up, and slides it down again. The man slams it back.

"What are you celibrating buddy?"

"My first blowjob", the bartender looks surprised and says "Wow, here have another on the house!"

The man looks up at him and says "Naw, if three dont get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will!"
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