Bad Joke Tuesday #15 ...

A couple who have been married for over 10 years, are sitting at the dinner table. The husband notices that his wife looks a bit unhappy, so he asks. "What's wrong dear?". She responds, " I'm very happy with you and the life that we have, but I really wish that I had bigger breasts". The husband replies, " Honey, I love your tits just the way they are... They are perfect!"

The next day the husband notices that his wife is still unhappy, so again he asks what's wrong and again she complains about her boob size.

This goes on day after day for the next couple of weeks. Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make your boods larger!''

''How!?!?!?'' she asks.

''Take a piece of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs every morning.''

''Will that really work?'' she asks.

''Well, it has certainly worked on your ass, hasn't it?'''
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Apple is developing a computer chip which will store music in a women's breast implants. This is a major breakthrough, since women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them ...
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