Bad Joke Tuesday #9 ...

Turkey Wanker

A man goes into a job center looking for work, and is told that the only job that they have listed is for a " TURKEY WANKER ". He really needs the work, so he says that he'll take it.

The next day he shows up at nearby farm ready to work. He speaks to the farmer, who explains that the latest craze in Japan is for women to smear turkey spunk on their faces to prevent wrinkles. The farmer then adds "It's simple….just hold the turkey under one arm, grab its penis with the other, shake for a while, and then collect it in this bucket."

The man, unsure about the whole thing, enters the turkey coop where he finds thousands of Tom Turkeys. Suddenly, a huge turkey starts advancing towards him, blowing out his chest feathers and going "gobble gobble - gobble gobble".

The man freaks out a bit and says, "No way..... a hand-job is all you're going to get."
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Top 10 Naughty Things Heard On Thanksgiving:

1. "Reach in and grab the gibblets."

2. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

3. "I enjoyed the breast, but I really got into the stuffing !"

4. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

5. "It's time, my thingy just popped up!"

6. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

7. "She's fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."

8. "It's cool whip time!"

9. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

10. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.
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