Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Bad Joke Tuesday #6 ...

A lady is throwing a Halloween party, and to make it challenging, she tells everyone that they should come dressed as an emotion.

So she is getting everything ready, and the doorbell rings. It is her best friend from work, who is wearing a long green gown, green gloves up past her elbows, and green eye shadow. "What are you?" the hostess asks. "I'm green with envy!" her friend replies. "Great, come on in!"

The doorbell rings again, and it's her husband's boss. He is wearing a red tux, with red face paint, horns, and yellow contacts. "Let me guess," says the hostess, "you're red with rage!" "Right!" says the guest.

And so it goes.

Later, things are going great... the party's packed when the doorbell rings. The hostess opens the door, and there stands her crazy neighbor from a couple of doors down. He's standing there completely naked, with a hard-on, and a pear stuck on the end of his dick.

"Um, what are you supposed to be?" the hostess asks uncomfortably.

The neighbor replies, "I'm fuckin' dis-pair!!!"

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Anonymous Lisa "G" said...

Thats funny.

1:17 PM  

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