Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Bad Joke Tuesday #5 ...

Top 10 Naughty Things You Hear On Halloween

1. So...What'd you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!
Why don't witches wear panties?
To get a better grip on the broom!

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

Why couldn't the witch have a baby?
Because the ghost had a Holloweenie!!!

Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to "THE OTHER SIDE."

What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handfull of sheet!

What's do you call a chickens ghost?
A poultry-geist.

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