Bad Joke Tuesday #6 ...

One afternoon a little girl returned from her friends house, and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother replied, “Really, sweetie, why don’t you tell me all about it?” The little girl explained, “Well… OK… the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy’s thingie sort of stands up, and then Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that’s how you get babies.”

Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said, “Oh, darling, that’s sweet, but that’s not how you get babies. That’s how you get jewelry.”
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A couple decided to go to Alaska for a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin, it wass very cold, so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for that fire place. After 5 minutes outside, he comes back in and tells his wife that his hands were cold, so she tells him to put his hands between her thighs to warm them up.

He did and after they warmed back up, he went back out to continue to chop wood. He After another 5 minutes he came back in and says ” honey my hands are cold again”. So she tells him to put his hands between her thighs again.

Again, they warm up and he goes back out to chop more wood. 5 minutes pass and he goes in again in again and says, “honey my hands are cold again”.

This time his wife, looking a bit upset, says, ” Damn it dear, don’t your ears ever get cold?”
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